He is HIRED!

I had to post this, its too funny!

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Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the reporter job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely... Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

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Employer's response:.....

Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.

Whats "Normal"...

What is does it mean to be "Normal".. Well according too Wikipedia.. behavior, normal refers to a lack of significant deviation from the average. The phrase "not normal" is often applied in a negative sense (asserting that someone or some situation is improper, sick, etc.). Abnormality varies greatly in how pleasant or unpleasant this is for other people; somebody may half-jokingly be called "pleasantly disturbed".

The Oxford English Dictionary defines "normal" as 'conforming to a standard'. This, although almost right, is not entirely correct. "A normal" is someone who conforms to the ideals of society. This can be for any number of reasons, ranging from the positive (genuine admiration for and acceptance of society's standard, for example) to the negative (fear of humiliation, fear of rejection, fear of being thought mad).

So.. what kinds of "things" are normal ... going out with friends, eating peanut butter with a spoon, playing Nintendo for hours, sneezing 5 times in a row, driving with with your music blasting..

What about things like:
(These are actually things someone I know does..)

• Brushing teeth with hand soap
• Brushing teeth with Dishwasher detergent
  
• Freezing candy corn
• Making cookies with pancake mix
• Making dinner while singing "Hit me baby one more time"
• Eating salad covered in "spray butter"
  
• Asking questions like "You don't want go to the mall, correct?"
  
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If there are any other "Normal" things you want to add to my list, just leave a comment and let me know.

I AM...

EXCITED: It is the weekend!!

TIRED: .. Of SCHOOL

RELIEVED: .. ahh.. Its the weekend!!

ANTICIPATING: The school semester to be over!

WONDERING:. When my allergies will stop

MISSING: Family members I have not seen in a while.

HOPING: To be able to pass my accounting/math class.

LOVING: .. My new pants.. They are actually long enough, which is a RARE Gem!

DEBATING: .. What fun activity to partake in tonight!

CRAVING: .. Some juicy Pineapple!

WISHING:.. It would Rain!

THANKFUL: .. Family, friends, food, shelter, music, water, clothes :)

ATTEMPTING: To get through the school day.. only one class left!

13 Random Health Facts You Never Knew

Here are 13 fun health Facts Provided by Dr. Mercola -

1) Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08.

2) Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.

3) In some parts of the world, they protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.

4) The word ‘gymnasium’ comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means ‘to exercise naked.’

5) There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee; of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.

6) The average American eats at McDonald’s more than 1,800 times in their life.

7) There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

8) According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.

9) You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

10) It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily.

11) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

12) You are about 1 centimeter taller in the morning than in the evening.

13) During your lifetime, you’ll eat about 60,000 pounds of food -- that’s the weight of about 6 elephants.

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ABC's of Carie

I was tagged by Shannon! So here it is!!

GETTING TO KNOW ME, A - Z
A - Attached or Single: Single
B - Best Friend: hmm. I have lots of great friends
C - Cake or Pie: Chocolate or Carrot cake!
D - Day of choice: Friday night
E - Essential Item: A great pair of shoes! (stole your answer Shannon)
F - Favorite Color: Blue
G - Gummy Bears or Worms: I say, Bears
H - Hometown: Born in Florida, have lived in St. George, UT for 14 years
I - Indulgence(s): Dark chocolate, Good TV shows, and massages
J - January or July: Hands down January, July is like being in a oven.
K - Kids: Zero
L - Life is incomplete without: Family, Friends, and Music
M - Marriage Date: 5/20/2012...
N - Number of Siblings: 3 (1 brothers, 2 sisters)
O - Oranges or Apples: Apples -- Gala.. but i love Oranges too
P - Phobias or Fears: Drowning, open water,
Q - Quotes: "Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs."
R - Reason to smile: Friends, family being healthy
S - Season: Spring!
T - Tag 3 Friends - Alssya, Erica, Brandi
U - Unknown fact about me: I have a chocolate phone
Shannon : I also watch Flavor of love! (I'm watching it right now!)
V - Very favorite Store: At this moment its Target
W - Worst habit: Not telling people how I feel
X - X-ray or Ultrasound: um, well I have never had a ultrasound before, not a fan of xrays
Y - Your favorite food: chicken, apples, carrots, rice, ice cream, chocolate
Z - Zodiac: Virgo

Opera Blast!

Over the weekend I decided to get a Redbox movie, redbox is in with the latest technology so I was able to rent the Movie online! After I picked out the movie I desired to watch I jumped in my car to go pick it up at the closest Redbox location, Albertson's. I walked up to the redbox location and started the "standing in line" process. There was only 4 people in front of me, so I hoped it would not take too long.
All of a sudden I hear some Opera like music coming from a vehicle driving near, the big old van drives to the curb right by me, and the noise is so loud, its wasblowing me away.. This older very short lady with a cane steps out of the van with a empty water jug (Albertson's has a water machine right next to the redbox) As she gets out of her van she comes and talks to his guy in front of me and me. She says "My brother just gave me a blessing and now I'm better, my hips doesn't hurt ( as she pointed to it) I went to that building and I got a blessing and now I'm" thats all she says and she then proceeds to go fill up her water, she finishes and gets in her van.

No, the story isn't over yet..

She then gets out of her van and starts doing some..preaching.. saying things like "Jesus is the man, he lives, he is the one we need to study ...."

He was a interesting experience just to see a elderly lady blasting music :)

Hiking adventure

Last weekend Rachel, Bryan, Brayden, and I went to Leeds for a short hike!
The weather felt SO wonderful and it was so fun to walk around!

Here are a few pictures of our adventure!

Cool Hands

These are a very breathtaking form of art!!
It will take the artist four hours to do a hand. Then he photographs it for posterity.
I cannot imagine how he does the eyes so remarkably lifelike.
It took him 10 hours to do the two-handed Eagle in picture #2.